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First laugh of the day, Filipino Jokes [Jul. 31st, 2008|09:26 pm]
Carlingalingalin
From "The Gangster of Love":

An old Filipino man goes before the judge for his citizenship papers. The manong's really nervous. He's been in America since 1930, waiting for this big moment all his life.
The judge isn't too friendly. He says "Excuse me, Mr. Manong but before you can get your citizenship papers, I must order you to compose a correct sentence in English, using the following words: deduct, defense, defeat and detail."
The manong jumps up and down with excitement. "Ay! Very easy, judge! Very easy! See? De duck jump over de fence. First de feet, den de tail!

HAHAHAHA!!
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From: sheholdsthekey
2008-08-01 01:27 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA! I get it!

Ducks can't really jump over fences right? Woohoo! I win.
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[User Picture]From: carlalalalalong
2008-08-01 05:35 pm (UTC)
haha actually, if the fence is shorter than the duck, it can jump. The joke is the

deduct, defense, defeat and detail.

"Ay! Very easy, judge! Very easy! See? De duck (deduct) jump over de fence. First de feet (defeat), den de tail!"

makes fun of the pinoy's accent :( but its still funny anyway.
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From: sheholdsthekey
2008-08-01 07:43 pm (UTC)
duh. Ofcourse I knew that. I was only being sarcastic. HAHAHA.
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[User Picture]From: kamski
2008-08-01 06:02 pm (UTC)
Krooo ahahahaha
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