|First laugh of the day, Filipino Jokes
||[Jul. 31st, 2008|09:26 pm]
From "The Gangster of Love":|
An old Filipino man goes before the judge for his citizenship papers. The manong's really nervous. He's been in America since 1930, waiting for this big moment all his life.
The judge isn't too friendly. He says "Excuse me, Mr. Manong but before you can get your citizenship papers, I must order you to compose a correct sentence in English, using the following words: deduct, defense, defeat and detail."
The manong jumps up and down with excitement. "Ay! Very easy, judge! Very easy! See? De duck jump over de fence. First de feet, den de tail!